2 weeks

It has been a strange 2 weeks.  The weather was impossible--5 inches snow over 3 inches of ice.  All of us cats tried to go outside, but it was impossible.  Of course Bits and Poppy, (male egos).   They  went out to prove their superior status.  The rest of us didn't. But we didn't want to soil the house.   We live here and there isn't much room in the winter.   Unfortunately, some of us used the garage for our needs until Mum talked Dad fixed up a litter box.  He thought our fur was adequate to endure the elements....

We know now that the wild cat, the orange and white cat with no tail has gone to "cat heaven", if there is such a place.  Mum and Dad believe if they have souls we do too.  Her Christian friends think she is "sacregligous".  They don't approve of them.  They believe that all cats should live in barns and catch their own food.  We would die.  How could a cat, even a good hunter, could survive in a block in the town? Mum and Dad feed the birds, squirrels, oppossums, and raccoons,  They don't feed dogs unless they don't have a collar.  And they try to find their homes. Why they don't even kill spiders and insects.  Dad takes them outside.  Mum will kill a wolf spider.  One killed her daughter, Tori's  Abby.  They kill small animals, babies, and can make humans ill.  They are brown, big,(an inch or more in diameter)  and have large mandibles. One almost bit Mum I hear.  It was in the mailbox, when Jonathan was a baby,  and also one in the old house.  She killed it even tho she said it squished and  made an awful noise.  Of course the Brown Recluse kills animals and human.  They are said to be tiny and hide in corners.  One killed Zackeriah ben Ezra, her famous stud cat.  He starred in an Iams commercial, and won lots of prizes.

Mum and Dad are so excited about what is happening in a country called "Egypt.  I understand that the cat in that place worshiped the cat, who I am a far descendant.  I am proud to be of Egyptian blood.

2 weeks

It has been a strange 2 weeks.  The weather was impossible--5 inches snow over 3 inches of ice.  All of us cats tried to go outside, but it was impossible.  Of course Bits and Poppy, (male egos).   They  went out to prove their superior status.  The rest of us didn't. But we didn't want to soil the house.   We live here and there isn't much room in the winter.   Unfortunately, some of us used the garage for our needs until Mum talked Dad fixed up a litter box.  He thought our fur was adequate to endure the elements....

We know now that the wild cat, the orange and white cat with no tail has gone to "cat heaven", if there is such a place.  Mum and Dad believe if they have souls we do too.  Her Christian friends think she is "sacregligous".  They don't approve of them.  They believe that all cats should live in barns and catch their own food.  We would die.  How could a cat, even a good hunter, could survive in a block in the town? Mum and Dad feed the birds, squirrels, oppossums, and raccoons,  They don't feed dogs unless they don't have a collar.  And they try to find their homes. Why they don't even kill spiders and insects.  Dad takes them outside.  Mum will kill a wolf spider.  One killed her daughter, Tori's  Abby.  They kill small animals, babies, and can make humans ill.  They are brown, big,(an inch or more in diameter)  and have large mandibles. One almost bit Mum I hear.  It was in the mailbox, when Jonathan was a baby,  and also one in the old house.  She killed it even tho she said it squished and  made an awful noise.  Of course the Brown Recluse kills animals and human.  They are said to be tiny and hide in corners.  One killed Zackeriah ben Ezra, her famous stud cat.  He starred in an Iams commercial, and won lots of prizes.

Mum and Dad are so excited about what is happening in a country called "Egypt.  I understand that the cat in that place worshiped the cat, who I am a far descendant.  I am proud to be of Egyptian blood.